Shout Your Way to Stability

Are you tired of politicians who read reports, listen to constituents, or know things? So is Duke Flexington—a self-declared Government Efficiency Consultant and self-published thought-leader with absolutely no background in governance. In this groundbreaking, deeply questionable guide, Duke lays out his visionary plan to replace all elected officials with motivational speakers.

Why bother with “policy experience” or “moral integrity” when a loud voice and laminated mantra card can do the trick?
From Ted Talks to Tax Talks, and affirmations instead of infrastructure, Duke explains how America can thrive if we simply believe hard enough and shout phrases like “Progress is a Mindset!” until roads fix themselves and international diplomacy becomes a TEDx event.

Packed with case studies that definitely never happened and strategies pulled straight from conference hotel whiteboards, “Shout Your Way to Stability” is the self-help-political satire hybrid no one asked for—but everyone should read (out loud, preferably with a headset mic).