{"product_id":"wake-me-when-its-over","title":"Wake Me When It's Over","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour eyes are open. Your pen is moving. Your soul left twenty minutes ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever stared at slide forty-seven of a deck titled \"Q3 Alignment Synergies (Draft 14)\" and felt your eyelids gain forty pounds, this book is for you. Wake Me When It's Over is the laugh-out-loud survival guide for anyone who has ever said \"Sorry, I was on mute,\" sat through a meeting that should have been an email, or nodded thoughtfully while secretly drawing a dragon in the margins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside you'll find: A mostly made-up history of the meeting, from the caveman who wanted introductions before the mammoth hunt to the modern meeting about having fewer meetings A field guide to every meeting species, including the stand-up that sat down and the recurring Thursday meeting nobody remembers starting The cast you meet at every table: the Rambler, the Piggybacker, the Devil's Advocate, the Hard Stopper and the beloved Snack Bringer 55 tested(ish) techniques for staying awake, from the sneaky to the desperate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe fine art of looking engaged, plus a full corporate jargon translation dictionary Virtual meeting disasters: mute mishaps, frozen faces, wrong screens and cats on keyboards Funny tales from the conference room and a week-long diary of a meeting survivor \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBonus fun: a \"What Kind of Meeting Survivor Are You?\" quiz, 4 meeting bingo cards, survival log pages and an official Certificate of Meeting Survival Perfect for coworkers, bosses, new hires, retirees and anyone who has ever watched the clock so hard they could swear it moved backward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMakes a great Secret Santa, office gift exchange, work anniversary or \"congrats on surviving another quarter\" gift. Sit up straight, grab a coffee and start laughing. Somewhere at the end of that agenda, lunch is waiting.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Horsecreek Digital","offers":[{"title":"Tablet","offer_id":56045991133475,"sku":"y2ndnj-1","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":56045991166243,"sku":"y2ndnj-2","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0922\/9890\/3843\/files\/w46yvrq-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1794445912","url":"https:\/\/horsecreekdigital.com\/products\/wake-me-when-its-over","provider":"Horsecreek Digital","version":"1.0","type":"link"}